[Online][5e, 2014][18+][NSFW][LGBTQ+] Looking for 1-2 players for a messy, romantic, Sex-and-the-City-style mini-campaign in Baldur's Gate 🐴✨
Hey everyone! I’m looking to run a super casual, very RP-heavy mini-campaign (around 4-5 sessions) for 1 or 2 players, on
Discord voice & Roll20. If you love high fantasy, messy situationships, and treating D&D like a dating sim where actions actually have consequences, this is exactly your aesthetic.
The Vibe:
Basically, I want to run
Sex and the City but set in the sprawling, chaotic streets of Baldur’s Gate. The main quest isn't about slaying a dragon; it’s about finding love, getting laid, and going to tavern brunches to debrief about bad dates. There will be a few encounters, but it'll be 60-70% RP. We’re going for a tone that is casual, funny and NSFW. I want the emotional beats and the romance to feel genuine, even if the premise is a bit chaotic.
The Plot / Your Character:
Here’s the lore: You (or you and a co-player) were a totally normal human until a wild magical mishap permanently turned you into a centaur.
The cognitive dissonance is real. From the waist up, you are totally human with your normal sensibilities, anxieties, and need for actual romance. But from the waist down, you’re dealing with a new, massive body and some intense, hypersexuality that you are absolutely not used to.
Baldur’s Gate is a massive, metropolitan city, but centaurs are highkey rare. Being a
newly transformed one makes dating incredibly awkward. Plus, let's just address the elephant in the room: logistical challenges. Centaur anatomy means size actually matters, and finding an NPC whose, um,
equipment can actually accommodate you (or vice versa)—and who isn't a walking red flag—is tough out here.
Who I’m looking for:
* 18+ only, obviously. There will be explicit NSFW scenes and themes.
* Everyone is welcome, LGBTQ+, but the campaign is definitely geared toward players who vibe with deep-dive character interactions, romance tropes, and "girl talk" energy.
* If you’re the type of player who loves making moodboards for your character's outfits, analyzing NPC texts (or sending letters via familiar), and trauma-dumping to the local bartender, we will get along perfectly.
Logistics & Timing- Thursdays, 11pm CST
- Discord for voice and Roll20 for maps
If this sounds like your exact brand of brainrot, shoot me a DM or a chat! Tell me a bit about yourself, your pronouns, sexual preferences, and your absolute favorite romance/smut trope. Let's make some bad decisions in Faerûn lmao.